To put so humor into our pregnancies!

[asmith205]

I saw the thread before us do this. Since we are all getting so big and miserable I thought it might be fun to poke a little fun ourselves and make light of how miserable we are all feeling!
So if you could answer this question.

You know you've got a huge twin baby belly when..........................

My answers
When you can no longer roll over in bed without a push from DH or holding on the the backboard for support!

It takes longer to get out of the bathtub then the entire bathing process!

You no longer need a table to eat at because you have a built in shelf to put your plate on!

Your maternity clothes are getting small, in fact DH's shirts are now tight!

[Deniz]

When...

-Your stretch marks get stretch marks
-You get kicked in 2 different places at once
-A full bladder is painful until you get to the bathroom and 3 drops of pee is all that comes out
-Your DH's boxer shorts are too tight around your belly
-If you sit up straight, there's a head up in your diaphram preventing you from breathing

[Alison5280]

When....
--A long walk takes your breath away--like the one from the bed to the toilet!

--You need a push or a pull to get out of any chair or couch that is even slightly low or cushy.

--You have little objects laying all over the floor in your house waiting for DH to come home and pick them up for you!

--You wear flip flops even when it is cold because they slip on and you can swell a LOT in them!

--You need a nap after doing something strenuous--like taking a shower.

--Your brain wants to nest, but your body says "H*LL NO!"

[valgal1119]

I can't think of any more off the top of my head but OMG how funny!! I'm so glad to know I'm not alone!! :snicker:

[MamaK]

:snicker: I can so relate to all of those! Here's my 2 cents:

- when you turn sideways to pass someone in a tight hallway and whack them with your belly

- when your starving, then eat three bites and have heartburn for 2 hours. Rinse, repeat.

[zoogrammie]

This is so funny that it is not funny!! Thanks for the warning of things to come ladies. Jeez, is it time for me to jump ship yet? All of you are my heroes, Grandma Jodie

[heatherak]

Here is my addition that I was discussing with DH last night:

- when you call the whole part of your body from your belly button to your knees 'the dark side of the moon' because you cannot remember the last time you saw it!

[MelJ]

When....
--A long walk takes your breath away--like the one from the bed to the toilet!

--You have little objects laying all over the floor in your house waiting for DH to come home and pick them up for you!

--You need a nap after doing something strenuous--like taking a shower.

--Your brain wants to nest, but your body says "H*LL NO!"

I called dh in to read these just to prove my point that it's not me being lazy, whinny or whatever...we just sat here cracking up laughing together because this is SOOO true for me as well.
I asked dh to install an eject button on our bed and the couch just so I could get up without help.

[BeccaCoug]

You guys are freakin hilarious!

[Liya]

This is so TRUE!!!!! :)

[Jamie Marie]

These are soooo funny!!! Thanks for the good laugh ladies!!

[chefalli]

Lol, love this post!!
My 2 cents
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When you get out of the shower and your hubs see's you naked and says
while looking at your belly
"Where did that come from??"
sooo sweet huh???
lol
Alli

[maurak]

When you make more moans and grunts from moving than the act itself while having "fun" with your hubby.

Sorry, but someone had to say it...

[csanya]

Omg!!!! There Is Nothing Left To Say. Lol! You Guys Are Great
My Husband Calls Me The Complainer. He Thinks Its Just Me. I HAVE To Let Him Read This. Bedrest Is A Killer Thanks For The Relief

[Kittyjo]

This made me laugh!

Just wanted to add

- When you develop 'monkey toes' from picking stuff up with your feet!
- When your belly makes contact with something a minute before you reach it (ouch!)
- When you suddenly feel able to discuss your bowel movements (or lack of them) in detail with anyone and everyone!

[Kindra]

Love it! You guys are cracking me up! I too will be sharing these with my husband this evening!

I've got a couple...
1. When you've run the whole gamut of maternity sizes from small to XL, and now you really-literally-have nothing to wear!

2. When your bra extenders need bra extenders, because you're too cheap to go buy new ones-who knows-you might deliver any day now!

3. When you lay down on the couch, and your belly literally HANGS OFF THE EDGE!!

4. When your normally snuggly dog doesn't want to sit by you any more b/c she's afraid of getting kicked by the babies!

Have a good day, girls!

Kindra

[LINDSEYGR]

These are too funny. I can so really relate to monkey toes - I even use them at work.

.....when your feet are so swollen that you have convinced yourself Crocs(even the ones w/ the NY giants logo) go with any outfit (even a black work skirt).

.....when your husband catches a glimpse of you in the morning and says "did you get pregnant again?"

[doubleblessing]

I'm DYING! These are HILARIOUS!!!

**When you feel the painful urge to pee a river, and you end up peeing a tablespoon at most!

**When you try to discreetly maneuver around a man in the aisle at the drugstore and your belly knocks over an entire display (this happened to me today! coudn't tell you what I knocked over, I got outta there FAST!!)

**When just a gulp of water makes your throat burn like nothing else!!!

**When you don't give a s*%t about the fact that your black flip flops dont necessarily match the cute brown pregnancy dress you bought--they fit, so THERE!

[heatherak]

These are amazing and so absolutely true! I might have to put a list of these together on my blog! :)

[Tad]

You guys are Funny!! :funny:

I'll add one:

--When you step aside in a narrow hallway to let someone pass, but you still block at least as much of the hallway as before stepping to the side